[ding dong, ding dong]
Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?
how dare u have a better body than me when i don’t work out at all
[reaches down to touch football] Its still warm. Theres been sports here recently.
nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it
I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention
when you ask guys if they think another guy is good looking and they’re like ‘haha i don’t know i’m not gay’ like alright you moron i just wanted to know if you thought he was attractive not if you’d fuck him up the ass